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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bee Jokes - I

Q: Why did the bee get married?
A: Because he found his honey.
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Q: What do you call a bears without ears?
A: B's.
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Q: What do you call a wasp?
A: A wanna-bee!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?
A: A hum dinger!
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Q: Who is the bees’ favorite singer?
A: Sting! 
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Q: What is a bee's favorite part of a relationship?
A: The Honeymoon period.
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Q: What did the sushi say to the bee?
A: Wassabee! 
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Q: Who protects the Queen Bee?
A: Her Hub-bee.
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Q: How many bees do you need in a bee choir?
A: A humdred! 
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Q: Why did the bee go to the barbershop?
A: To get a buzz-cut.
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Q: What did one bee say to the Queen bee?
A: Your so bee-tiful! Will you bee my wife?
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Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!
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Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!
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Q: What does a Wasp say during an Identity Crisis?
A: "TO BEE OR NOT TO BEE"
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Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A: USB.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,406

Re: Bee Jokes - I

Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?
A: a Greyhound Buzz.
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Q: What is a bees favorite sport?
A: Rug-Bee.
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Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz
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Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!
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Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!
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Q: How do you fight a killer bee?
A: With a Buzz-ooka. 
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Q: How do you propose to the queen bee?
A: With a Ru-Bee ring.
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Q: Did you hear about the bee that was overweight?
A: It had chub-bee legs and a flab-bee stinger. 
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Q: What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?
A: Snob-Bee. 
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Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.