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Jai Ganesh

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Guitar Jokes

Questions and Answers : Guitar Jokes
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Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".
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Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
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Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!
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Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?
A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
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Q: What do you call a cow that plays guitar?
A: A moo-sician
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Q: Did you hear about the farmer who played guitar out in his cornfield?
A: It was music to his ears.
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Q: Why did the rock star put his guitar in the fridge?
A: Because he wanted to play cool music.
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Q: How do you make him stop playing?
A: Put notes on it!
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Q: What's the first thing a guitarist says when he knocks on your door?
A: "Pizza!".
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Q: What do you throw a drowning guitarist?
A: His case.
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Q: How do you get a million dollars?
A: Start off with 2 million and try to make a living playing the guitar.
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Q: What do you call a guitar moving?
A: Walk and roll.
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Q: Did you hear about the guitar player that was stressed?
A: He was strung out!
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Q: Why do guitarists tour the most in the summer?
A: So they can visit all their kids.
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Q: What does a guitar and a baseball have in common?
A: People cheer when you hit them with a bat.
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Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
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Q: What does a guitar and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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