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Jai Ganesh

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Mushroom Jokes

Q: Why did the Fungi leave the party?
A: There wasn't mushroom.
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Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties?
A: 'Cuz he's a fungi!
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Q: What would a mushroom car say?
A: Shroom shroom!
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Q: Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
A: Button Mushrooms.
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Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling?
A: A mushroom.
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Q: What room can be eaten?
A: A mushroom!
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Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!
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Q: What did the fungi say when he was offered seconds at dinner?
A: "No thanks, I don't have mushroom left in my stomach."
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Q: Where do mushrooms come from?
A: Mushy rooms.
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Q: What's the only room you can't have in your house?
A: A mushroom.
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Q: What did the mushroom say to the other mushroom?
A: There's not that mush room in here.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase?
A: Not mushroom for your holiday clothes!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the fungus?
A: I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you.
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