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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Geography Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the dot go to college?
A: Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol.
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Q: What kind of maps do spiders make?
A: Web-based maps.
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Q: What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?
A: Juveniles
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Q: How can you tell which compasses and scales are intelligent?
A: Because they're all graduated.
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Q: What's big, white, furry and always points North?
A: A Polar Bearing.
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Q: Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A: Because there are so many keys.
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Q: Why does the Yeti know all the map symbols?
A: Because he's a legend.
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Q: What does a psychic and a cartographer have in common?
A: They both specialize in projections.
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