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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Spider Jokes - 1

Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web.
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Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show?
A: The newly web game!
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Q: What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
A: Your spinning me a yarn here!
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Q: What do you call an under cover spider?
A: A spy-der!
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Q: Why are spiders like tops?
A: They are always spinning!
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Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?
A: A spinning wheel!
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Q: What do geeky spiders like to do?
A: Make Websites.
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Q: What do you call a spider working at a law firm?
A: A Spin Doctor.
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Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
A: Darn it!
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Q: What do you get when you cross spiders and corn?
A: Cobwebs.
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Q: What part of a computer does a spider use?
A: The webcam.
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