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Jai Ganesh

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Lion Jokes - 1

Q: How do you take a lion's temperature?
A: Very carefully!
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Q: On which day do lions eat people ?
A: Chewsday!
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Q: Why don't lions like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
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Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?
A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.
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Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.
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Q: How much does a lion trainer have to know?
A: More than the lion!
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Q: Why did the lion trainer buy new clothes for working with his lions?
A: He wanted to take 'pride' in his appearance!
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Q: What is a lions favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate Chimp.
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Q: What is a lions favorite state?
A: Maine.
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Q: What street do lions live on?
A: Mane St.
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Q: Why didn't the lion eat the detective?
A: Because he was under cover.
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Q: Why do lions always eat raw meat?
A: They can't cook!
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Q: What animals do you need to make a square?
A: 4 Lions.
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Q: Why did the lion spit out the clown?
A: Because he tasted funny.
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