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Jai Ganesh

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Lion Jokes - 2

Q: What's a lion running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
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Q: What do you call a lion with chicken pox?
A: A dotted lion.
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Q: What do you call a lion who chases camels across the desert?
A: A chameleon.
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Q: What do you call a lion wearing a stylish hat?
A: A dandy lion.
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Q: What job does a lion do at a newspaper?
A: Run the lionotype machine!
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Q: Why are lions religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!
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Q: What does a lion do on a canoe?
A: Use his Roar!
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey'.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a lion with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman!
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Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing.
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Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked being !
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Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Lion Jokes - 2

Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing.
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A tiger trades its mane for stripes.

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Re: Lion Jokes - 2

Thought-provoking, Monox D. I-Fly!

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.