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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Monkey Jokes - 1

Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
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Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A: A chipmunk.
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Q: What kind of a key opens a banana?
A: A monkey!
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Q: Why did the monkey like the banana?
A: Because it had appeal!
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Q: What do monkeys do for laughs?
A: They tell jokes about people!
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Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
A: A Chimp off the old block.
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Q: What do you tell a bad monkey?
A: Stop chimping about.
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Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
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Q: What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A: It won't be long now.
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Q: Where do monkeys go to drink?
A: The monkey bars!
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