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Jai Ganesh

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Orangutan Jokes - 1

Q: What do you call a monkey who can't hear the telephone and who has a wife called Tang?
A: Who-rang-o-tang!
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Q: What is a orangutan's favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
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Q: What does a Orangutan attorney study?
A: The Law of the jungle!
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Q: What does a Orangutan learn first in school?
A: The Apey-cees!
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Q: What's orange, brown and white, orange, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A: An Orangutan riding down a snowbank!
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Q: What is as big as an orangutan but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
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Q: Which drink makes a Orangutan feel tipsy?
A: An ape-ricot sour!
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Q: Why did the female Orangutan, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
A: Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!
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Q: Why did the Orangutan fail English?
A: He had little Ape-titude!
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Q: Why do waiters like Orangutans better than flies?
A: Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Orangutan in my soup!'
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Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.
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