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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Winter Jokes - 3

Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
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Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
A: They're both below C level!
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?
A: Don't go around BRRfooted!
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Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A snowball.
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Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
A: An icicle.
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Q: Where do seals go to see movies?
A: The dive-in!
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Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
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Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Q: What is the month that people sleep the least in?
A: February.
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