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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Moon Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?
A: The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.
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Q: What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A: A Lunatic!
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Q: What holds the moon up?
A: Moonbeams.
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Q: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
A: When it's down to its last quarter.
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Q: Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?
A: "To get to the other side?
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Q: What did the moon say to his therapist?
A: I'm just going through a phase.
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Q: What do you call a clock on the moon?
A: A lunartick.
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Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.
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Q: How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
A: He Apollo-gises.
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Q: What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?
A: The moon.
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Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?
A: It's been decades since their first moon walk.
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Q: What do moon people do when they get married?
A: They go off on their honeyearth!
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Q: Why wasn't the moon hungry?
A: Because it was full!
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Q: Why is an astronaut like a football player?
A: They both want touchdowns!
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