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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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History Jokes - 2

Q: Who invented King Arthur's round table?
A: Sir Circumference!
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Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: Indepen-dance.
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Q: Why did Columbus cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.
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Q: Where did Montezuma go to college?
A: Az Tech.
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Q: How did Vikings communicate at sea?
A: By Norse code!
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Q: What explorer was the best at Hide and Seek?
A: Marco Polo.
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Q: Why was the Pharoah boastful?
A: Because he Sphinx he's the best!
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Q: What kind of music did the world listen to during medieval times?
A: B flat.
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Q: When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
A: When they had lots of sleepless knights!
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Q: What happened after the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a total revolution.
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Q: Who invented fractions?
A: Henry the 1/6th!
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Q: Why were the dark ages so dark?
A: Because there were so many knights.
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Q: Why were the first Americans like ants?
A: They lived in colonies.
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