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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Egg Jokes - 1

Q: What did Snow White call her chicken?
A: Egg white.
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Q: How do eggs leave the highway?
A: By going through the eggs-it.
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Q: How do comedians like their eggs?
A: Funny side up!
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Q: How do monsters like their eggs?
A: Terri-fried!
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Q: What do chickens call a school test?
A: Eggs-amination!
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Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-celerated!
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Q: How did the egg get up the mountain?
A:It scrambled up!
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Q: What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?
A: Egg-zosted!
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Q: Why can't you tease egg whites?
A: Because they can't take a yolk!
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Q: Why did the egg go to school?
A: To get "egg-u-cated"!
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Q: What did one egg say to another?
A: Your yolks crack me up.
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Q: Why do chickens lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them they would break!
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