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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Sundry Jokes - 4

Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.
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Q: What do you call two banana peels?
A: A pair of slippers.
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Q: What happens when you tell an egg a kids joke like this one?
A: It cracks up.
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Q: What looks like half a donkey?.
A: The other half of a donkey.
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Q: How does a lion greet other animals in wild?
A: Pleased to eat you.
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Q: What did the tree wear to the beach party?
A: Swimming trunks.
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Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: It was feeling a bit green.
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Q: What kind of tree can you put in your hand?
A: A palm tree.
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Q: How to trees connect with the internet?
A: They log in.
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Q: What kind of fruit to trees like the most?
A: Pineapples.
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Q: What to elephants and trees have in common?
A: They both have trunks.
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Q: What did the chef name is son?
A: Stew.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick.
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