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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Sundry Jokes - 5

Q: Where do horses live?
A: In neigh-borhoods.
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Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback.
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Q: Why did the melon jump in the lake?
A: He wanted to be a watermelon.
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Q: Why did the opera singer go sailing?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.
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Q: Why was the basketball game so hot?
A: Because all the fans left.
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Q: What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
A: Pointless.
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Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn’t have a web, he has a website.
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Q: What are the strongest creatures in the ocean?
A: Mussels.
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Q: Why are pianos hard to open?
A: The keys are inside.
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Q: Why do cowboys ride horses?
A: Because they are too heavy to carry.
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Q: Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?
A: To see how long he slept.
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Q: Why did the girl give her pony cough syrup?
A: It was a little horse.
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Q: What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
A: Cashew!
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Q: How do you mend a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
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Q: What’s the only school where you have to drop out to graduate?
A: Skydiving school.
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