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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Lawyer Jokes - 2

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
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Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
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Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.
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Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?
A: Just two, all the rest are true.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.
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Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns don't charge the public by the hour.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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