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Jai Ganesh

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Lawyer Jokes - 3

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
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Q: What's the difference between a bankrupt and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
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Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Q: What happened to the banker who went to law school?
A: Now she’s a loan shark.
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Q: How was wire invented?
A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Lawyer Jokes - 3

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
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When you cross a librarian and a lawyer, you need a translator?

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Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,406

Re: Lawyer Jokes - 3

Q: What do you get when you cross a librarian with a lawyer?
A: All the information you need, but you can’t understand a word of it.
* * *

When you cross a librarian and a lawyer, you need a translator?

I think so, knowledge of Latin, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian expressions, maxims are help for to a large extent.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.