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#1 2019-02-07 04:25:53
- Jai Ganesh
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Geologist Jokes - 1
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
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Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
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Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?
A: He wanted to get a little boulder.
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Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?
A: (1) A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. (2) A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
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Q: Did you hear about the geologist who was reading a book about Helium?
A: He just couldn't put it down.
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Q: What happens when someone throws a rock at you?
A: You hit Rocks Bottom.
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Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
A: "Au revoir".
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Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium.
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Q: What do you do with a dead geologists?
A: Barium.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2019-02-07 15:44:32
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Geologist Jokes - 1
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
* * *
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
* * *
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
* * *
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
* * *
Repetition.
Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.
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#3 2019-02-07 16:23:26
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: Geologist Jokes - 1
Hi Monox D. I-Fly,
Edited. Thanks for observation and correction.
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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