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Jai Ganesh

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Geologist Jokes - 2

Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium deposits?
A: Na.
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Q: Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
A: Because they get hammered and stoned.
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Q: Why do Earth Science professors like to teach about ammonia?
A: Because it's basic material.
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Q: According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it's made up of alkynes of people.
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Q: What happens when you look up geology jokes?
A: You know you've hit rock bottom!
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Q: Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
A: Because it was on shale.
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Q: Why wasn't the geologist hungry?
A: He lost his apatite.
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Q: Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
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Q: Mountains aren't funny....?
A: They're hilarious.
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Q: Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School?
A: He was a dirty layer!
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Q: Where do geologists like to relax?
A: In a rocking chair.
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