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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Doctor Jokes - 1

Q: When does a doctor get mad?
A: When he runs out of patients!
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Q: Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling all stuffed up!
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Q: Why did the doctor lose his temper?
A: Because he didn't have any patients!
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Q: Where does a boat go when it's sick?
A: To the dock!
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Q: What did on tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: Get dressed up, the doctor is taking us out!
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Q: Patient: Doctor, sometimes I feel like I'm invisible.
A: Doctor: Who said that?
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Q: Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth.
A: Get out of my light!
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Q: Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing sound.
A: Then answer the phone!
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Q: What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A: I hear the doctor is taking us out tonight!
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Q: Did you hear the one about the germ?
A: Never mind, I don't want to spread it around.
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Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He was feeling really crumbie!
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