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Jai Ganesh

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Valentine's Jokes - 2

Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: "I love you a ton!"!
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Q: What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
A: "You're fun to hang around with."
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Q: Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
A: He fell in love with a pincushion!
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Q: What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
A: To remind single people they are single.
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Q: Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?
A: Because you can really party hearty!
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Q: What did one oar say to the other?
A: "Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
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Q:  Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
A: She didn't suit his taste!
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Q: Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?
A: Yes, February 14th.
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