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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Painter Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the artist who died?
A: Too many strokes.
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Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings?
A: In a mooooseum.
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Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya.
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Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
A: He had a brush with the law.
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Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?
A: To feel its texture.
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Q: How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
A: With a bowl of "Surreal".
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Q: Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings?
A: He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.
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Q: Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery?
A: He wasn't in the right frame of mind.
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Q: What do you call a painting by a cat?
A: A paw-trait.
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Q: Did you hear about the painters messy house?
A: It was "a work-in-progress....."
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Q. Which painting is never happy?
A. The Moaning Lisa.
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Q: What does a pirate steal in his spare time?
A: Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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Q: What is the theme song to the film Louvre Actually?
A: Celine Dions "My art will go on"
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Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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Q: Why was the painting arrested?
A: Because it was framed.
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