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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Green Jokes

Q: What's the name of the new Tom Cruise eco-thriller?
A: Mission Compostable!
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Q: Why do all eco-friendly consumers love T&A?
A: Because they think it stands for Trees and Air Quality!
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Q: What did the environmentalist get when he sat down for too long on an iceberg?
A: Polaroids!
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Q: How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. It's too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
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Q: How do Prius owners drive?
A: One hand on the wheel, the other patting themselves on the back.
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Q: What kind of plant grow on your hand?
A: Palm tree.
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Q: What does a tree drink?
A: Root Beer.
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Q: Did you hear the one about the aluminium recycling plant?
A: It smelt!
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Q: How do trees settle a disagreement?
A: They sign a tree-ty.
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Q: Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?
A: Polly, Ethel and Ian.
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Q: What did one tree say to the other?
A: Are you a Sap!
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Q: What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?
A: Oregon.
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Q: What can the climate do that weather can't do with a tree?
A: Climb it.
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Q: How do you know you are a bad recycler?
A: You give the recycle bins to your kids to use as toboggans.
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Q: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling green.
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Q: How do oil companies deal with with tanker spills?
A: Slick lawyers.
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