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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Zoo Jokes

Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema!
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Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
A: He had his head in the clouds.
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Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A: A Mars-upial.
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Q: Where do bats keep their money?
A: The blood bank!
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Q: What do elephants and trees have in common?
A: They both have big trunks!
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Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers!
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Q: What do you call a naughty hippopotamus in nature?
A: Hip Hop Hooray...Ho..Hey...Ho.
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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
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Q: What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
A: Elephino. (HEll if I know).
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Q: Whats a penguins favorite relative?
A: Aunt Arctica!
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Q: What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A: A quantum leap.
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Q: What do you call a place where the animals pratice martial arts?
A: A Jujit-zoo.
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!
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Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he's always spotted!
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Q: Why can't zoo animals take tests?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
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