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Jai Ganesh

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Pi Jokes - 2

Q: What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Pi in the sky.
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Q: How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
A: 3.14.
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Q: What is 1.57?
A: Half a pie
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Q: What was Sir Isaac Newton's favorite dessert?
A: Apple pi
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Q: What is the ideal number of pieces to cut a pie into?
A: 3.14
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Q: What do you get when you take a bovine and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Cow pi.
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Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Moon pi.
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Q: What do you get when you take a native Alaskan and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A: Eskimo pi.
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Q: How do you know your math tutor is hungry?
A: He'll work for pi.
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Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
A: Pi a la mode.
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