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#1 2019-03-26 00:31:17

Jai Ganesh
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Running Jokes - 1

Q: Who is the fastest runner of all time?
A: Adam, because he came first in the human race!
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Q: If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?
A: Twenty after one!
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Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car?
A: Tired.
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Q: What do you call a free treadmill?
A: Outside.
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Q: What do you get when you run behind a car?
A: Exhausted.
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Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
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Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!
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Q: If I cut Usain Bolt what am I?
A: A boltcutter.
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Q: How do you know your a dedicated runner?
A: When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
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Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?
A: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they're doing.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2019-03-27 12:56:34

elevator
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Re: Running Jokes - 1

I thought you were supposed to post stuff about math. Good jokes though.

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#3 2019-03-27 13:40:26

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Running Jokes - 1

elevator wrote:

I thought you were supposed to post stuff about math. Good jokes though.

Hi,

Please see the link in the topic : Jokes.


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#4 2019-03-27 19:12:00

Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Running Jokes - 1

The last one almost got my laugh.


Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

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#5 2019-03-27 20:01:53

Jai Ganesh
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Re: Running Jokes - 1

Monox D. I-Fly wrote:

The last one almost got my laugh.

Fine.


It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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