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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Running Jokes - 2

Q: If runners get athlete's foot what do astronauts get?
A: Mistletoe?
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Q: Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country?
A: They didn't like meets!
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Q: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
A: He only had two feet!
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Q: What is absolute jealousy?
A: The feeling you get when you're driving in your car and pass runners.
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Q: Why can't you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you lose!
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Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
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Q: What does a runner drink when she is in last place?
A: Ketchup.
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Q: How did the barber win the foot race?
A: He took a short cut.
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Q: Why did the trainer want her client to work out where it was sunny?
A: So she would feel the burn.
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Q: What kind of running shoes are made from banana skins?
A: Slippers.
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Q: What do runners do when they forget something?
A: They jog their memory.
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Q: What do a dentist and a track coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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