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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Swimming Jokes - 2

Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl.
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Q: Where do ghosts like to go swimming?
A: Lake Eerie.
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Q: Where do zombies like to go swimming?
A: The Dead Sea.
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Q: What kind of swimmer makes a good gardener?
A: One with great seed times!
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Q: What do a dentist and a swim coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?
A: Pool-ups!
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Q. In which direction does a chicken swim?
A. Cluck-wise!
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Q: Why should you never swim on a full stomach?
A: Because it's easier to swim in water!
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Q: What kind of dive are infantry men best at?
A: Cannon-ball.
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Q: How do people swimming in the ocean say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!
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Q: What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?
A: The baaaackstroke!
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Q: Why won't they allow elephants in public swimming pools?
A: Because they might let down their trunks.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Mathegocart

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Re: Swimming Jokes - 2

Hi, this was somewhat hilarious, and now I must study,

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,406

Re: Swimming Jokes - 2

Hi,

Carry on. Study ought to be priority.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.