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Jai Ganesh

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Dolphin Jokes

Q: What did the dolphin say when he posted bail?
A: "I'm off the hook!"
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Q:Why don't dolphins play basketball?
A: Because are afraid of the net.
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Q: Why don't dolphins pass their exams?
A: Because they work below C-Level.
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Q: Why did the dolphin cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
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Q: What did the magician say to the dolphin?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
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Q: How did the dolphin find the World Wide Web?
A: In a Net.
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Q: How do dolphins travel long distances?
A: They whale (hail) a cab.
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Q: What is a dolphins favorite holiday?
A: Findependence day.
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Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything!
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Q: Where do dolphins sleep?
A: In a water bed.
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Q: What happened after the dolphin ate tainted fish?
A: He lost his herring.
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Q: Did you know that dolphins sometimes eat cephalopods like an octopus?
A: Seriously, I'm not squidding.
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Q: What do dolphins need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.
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Q: Are the shows at Sea World fun?
A: Dolphinately.
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Q: What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
A: Whale of fortune!
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Q: What did the people say when they were waiting for the dolphins to jump?
A: Water they waiting for!
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