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Jai Ganesh

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Horse Jokes

Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.
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Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!
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Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!
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Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: She always said Neigh.
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Q: What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A: A zebra!
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Q: What street do horses live on?
A: Mane St.
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Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can't take your order. That's not my stable.
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Q: What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.
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Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can't remember the mane.
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Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.
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Q: What is a horses favorite state?
A: Neighbraska.
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Q: What do you call a well balanced horse?
A: Stable.
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Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!
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Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to see its neighbers!
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Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
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Q: What is a young Colts favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis. 
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Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Horse Jokes

No joke about a mathematician in a horse race bet with two other people?

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,406

Re: Horse Jokes

No joke about a mathematician in a horse race bet with two other people?

Haven't heard any such.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.