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#1 2019-04-10 01:07:29
- Jai Ganesh
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Sundry Jokes - 11
Q: Which room has no walls?
A: A mushroom.
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Q: How can a woman go eight days without sleep?
A: She sleeps at night.
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Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Q: If two waves have a race, who wins?
A: They “tied” (tide).
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Q: How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
A: Four, because calling the elephant’s trunk a leg does not make it one.
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Q: What did the quilt say to the bed?
A: I’ve got you covered.
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Q: What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Lunch or dinner.
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Q: Question: How many sides does a circle have?
A: Two, because it has an inside and an outside.
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Q: If you imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks, how would you survive?
A: Stop imagining.
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Q: What two words, when combined, hold the most letters?
A: Post Office.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2019-04-10 15:30:26
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11
Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
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Well, if you define "hand" as "part of the body which is used to grab something", all elephants has one hand.
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#3 2019-04-10 20:46:45
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11
I am not sure; an elephant can stand in two hands and two legs, or four legs. With support, trunk or one or two hands, with two legs.
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#4 2019-04-11 14:36:00
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11
ganesh wrote:Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
* * *Well, if you define "hand" as "part of the body which is used to grab something", all elephants has one hand.
Ummm... I was referring that one hand as its trunk here...
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#5 2019-04-11 16:00:29
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Re: Sundry Jokes - 11
Monox D. I-Fly wrote:ganesh wrote:Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A: You cannot, because you will never find an elephant with one hand.
* * *Well, if you define "hand" as "part of the body which is used to grab something", all elephants has one hand.
Ummm... I was referring that one hand as its trunk here...
In that case, fine!
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