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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Soccer Jokes

Q: What does a Cristiano Ronaldo and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks.
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Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Football team?
A: Because she kept running away from the ball.
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Q: Did you hear about the soccer player who lived passed a 100?
A: He's still alive and kicking.
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Q: What football club do sheep's like?
A: Baaaaaaaaa-rcelona.
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Q: Why does the soccer ball curse so much?
A: Because he gets a kick out of it.
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Q: What does a soccer player say on Halloween?
A: Hat Trick or Treat!
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Q: Why did the soccer ball say owwwwww?
A: Because the man kicked him.
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Q: What tea do footballers drink?
A: PenalTea!
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Q: Why are soccer players excellent at math?
A: They know how to use their heads.
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Q: Why can't you play soccer in the jungle?
A: Because there are too many cheetahs.
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Q: How do athletes stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
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Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score.
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Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around.
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