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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Batman Jokes - 1

Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
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Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?
A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!!!
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Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?
A: Because he has BAT breath!
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Q: What does Batgirl wear to bed?
A: Her Dark Knight gown!
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Q: What's the difference between Batman and a robber?
A: Batman can go into a store without robin!!
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Q: What is a Batman's favorite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!
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Q: What does Batman put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.
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Q: What do you call a comic book movie without any sidekicks?
A: Batman and Robinhood.
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