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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Basketball Jokes - 2

Q: What do you call a monkey that wins back to back titles?
A: A chimpion.
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Q: Why is a referee like an angry chicken?
A: They both have foul mouths.
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Q: Why is the basketball arena hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans have left.
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Q: What do you call a basketball player that misses dunks?
A: Alley Whoops.
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Q. Why couldn't the baby make a basket?
A. Because he was always dribbling.
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Q: Why was the basketball court wet?
A: Because people were dribbling on it!
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Q: What does a basketball player say when he misses?
A: Shoot.
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Q: What does an Miami Heat fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
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Q: Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
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