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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Deer Jokes

Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
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Q: How do you save a deer during hunting season?
A: You hang on for deer life.
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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: I have no I-Deer
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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no eye-deer.
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Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.
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Q: Why did the hunter miss his mark?
A: He was not aiming deerectly for it.
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Q: What kind of deer is the god or goddess of weather?
A: A rain deer.
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Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A: His nearest and deer-est friends.
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Q: What's the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
A: One is a dollar fifty and the other is just under a buck.
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Q: What do deers call hunters?
A: Doe foes.
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Q: What is the definition of a non-typical Whitetail?
A: One that stays off the Highway!
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