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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Volleyball Jokes - 1

Q: Did you see the movie about Volleyball injuries?
A: It was directed by Spike Lee.
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Q: What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a volleyball court?
A: Annette.
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Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A Volleyball.
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Q: What do you call a professional beach volleyball player with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A: Homeless.
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Q: How does a volleyball player deliver her messages?
A: By Air Mail.
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Q: What does a volleyball player do at prom?
A: Spike the punch.
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Q: What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A:  Homeless.
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Q: Where do ghosts play volleyball?
A: On a volleyball corpse!
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Q: What does a police officer do on the volleyball court?
A: Serve and Protect.
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Q: So did you hear about the volleyball and the battery that got into a fight?
A: The battery was charged and the volleyball is waiting to go to court.
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