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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pilot Jokes - 2

Q: Why can't spiders become pilots?
A: Because they only know how to tailspin.
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Q: Where can you find Tom Cruise on a flight?
A: In Risky Business class.
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Q: How do you know your overweight?
A: You have to purchase two airline tickets.
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Q: What do you call a flying primate?
A: A hot air baboon!
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Q: What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?
A: A yoke.
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Q: A plane crashed and every single person died except two, Why?
A: Because they were a couple.
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Q: What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off?
A: The Hanger games.
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Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets
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