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Jai Ganesh

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Additional Sports Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the skydiving club disband?
A: Because they had a falling out.
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Q: What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
A: Bring on their subs! 
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Q: Which insect didn't play well at quarterback?
A: The fumble bee!
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Q: What did the bumble bee striker say?
A: Hive scored!
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Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball!
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Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A volley ball.
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Q: What does a carpenter have in common with a volleyball player?
A: They both like to hammer spikes.
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Q: Why Was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player?
A: She had a pumpkin for a coach!
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Q: Why did a outfielder take a piece of rope onto the field?
A: He was the skipper!
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