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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Gymnastics Jokes

Q: Where do cheating gymnasts go?
A: Behind parallel bars!
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Q: What did one gymnast say to the other?
A: Nice to Meet you.
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Q: How do you know if your a gymnast?
A: Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography for the floor exercise in your head.
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Q: What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?
A: They can all do the splits.
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Q: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?
A: A split second!
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Q: How do you know you are on a date with a gymnast?
A: She asks you to split the check.
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Q: Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food in the summer?
A: She wanted to do summer salts.
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Q: What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?
A: Ariel.
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Q: What do a dentist and a gymnastics coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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Q: What happens when a gymnast and her coach don't get along?
A: They split up.
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Q: What do you call a male gymnast who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
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