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Jai Ganesh

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Buffalo Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the buffalo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
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Q: What do you call an buffalo at the North Pole?
A: Lost!
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Q: What is as big as a buffalo but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
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Q: What do you call a single buffalo?
A: A buffalonely.
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Q: What happens when 2 single buffalo meet up, fall in love and run away to get married?
A: They buffalope.
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Q: What time is it when a buffalo sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
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Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful buffalo?
A: Milk of Amnesia
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