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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bird Jokes - 5

Q: Where does bird royalty live?
A: Duckingham Palace.
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Q: What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A: The crane.
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Q: What bird can you buy at the grocery store?
A: A kiwi.
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Q: What bird is helpful at dinner?
A: A swallow!
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Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
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Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!
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Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
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Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!
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