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Jai Ganesh

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Cow Jokes - 5

Q: What do you call a cow that's afraid of the dark?
A: A coward.
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Q: How does one cow talk to another?
A: Cow-munication.
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Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated
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Q: Where do cows get their weapons?
A: Ar-moooo-ries.
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Q: What did the cow say when a person played the piano?
A: That's good moooooosic.
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Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooooney.
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Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
A: It's a place of udder delight.
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Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.
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