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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Field Hockey Jokes

Q: Which are the best animals at field hockey?
A: A score-pion.
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Q: What drink do goalies hate?
A: Penal-tea.
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Q: Why do field hockey players always sweat?
A: They don't have many fans!
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Q: Why is the field hockey field hot after the game?
A: Because all the fans have left.
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Q: What do you call a rapper playing field hockey?
A: Scoop Dogg.
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Q: What does a field hockey striker say on Halloween?
A: Hat Trick or Treat!
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Q: Why couldn't Cinderella be on the field hockey team?
A: Because she always ran away from the ball!
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Q: What did the goalie say to the ball?
A: Catch ya later.
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Q: What does a good field hockey striker have in common with a magician?
A: Both do hat tricks.
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Q: What do a dentist and a field hockey coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
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Q: Why did the field hockey player bring an extra pair of shoelaces?
A: Because she wanted to tie the score.
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