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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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UFO Jokes - 2 (Unidentified flying objects)

Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
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Q: What kind of currency do aliens use?
A: Starbucks.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A: A crying saucer.
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Q: What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet?
A: A UF-hoe.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.
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Q: What did the alien say to the gas pump?
A: Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.
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Q: What kind of music do planets sing?
A: Neptunes.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Monox D. I-Fly

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Registered: 2015-12-02

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Re: UFO Jokes - 2 (Unidentified flying objects)

Q: What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO?
A: A crying saucer.
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Q: Where do aliens cook their food?
A: In a frying saucer.

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Actually I never watch Star Wars and not interested in it anyway, but I choose a Yoda card as my avatar in honor of our great friend bobbym who has passed away.
May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,406

Re: UFO Jokes - 2 (Unidentified flying objects)

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.