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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pirate Jokes - 2

Q: Why are pirates movies the coolest?
A: They just ARRRRRRRR!
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? (Arrrr?)
A: No it's the C (sea), my love.
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Q: How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg!
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Q: Why are pirates so eco-friendly?
A: They always follow the three arrrrrrrs.
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Q: What is a pirates favorite doll?
A: BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!
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Q: Why do Pirates cry on their own?
A: Because they have private tears.
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Q: How does a pirate get to the airport?
A.A carrrggghhh.
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Q: How good was the pirates golf game?
A: Parrrrrrrrr.
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Q: What did the pirate say to the sumo wrestler?
A: You sure arrrrr fat.
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Q: How much is a pirate willing to pay to get his ears pierced?
A: A buck an ear!
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Q. What does a pirate steal in his spare time?
A:Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
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