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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Biology Jokes - 1

Q: What do you call a microbiologist who has visited 30 different countries and speaks 6 languages?
A: A man of many cultures.
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Q: Why didn't the dendrochronologist get married?
A: All he ever dated was trees!
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Q: What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
A: The Nucleus.
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Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
A: Romeostasis.
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Q: What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe?
A: Ouch, Mitosis!
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Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics?
A: Woopea!
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Q: What do Biologists wear on their heads when playing Football?
A: Helminths.
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Q: Why couldn't the plants escape prison?
A: Their cells were surrounded by walls.
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Q: How do you know your dehydrated?
A: You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
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