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Jai Ganesh

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Periodic Table Jokes - 1

Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG.
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Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: He's 0K now.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
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Q: How do Sulfur and Oxygen communicate?
A: A sulfone.
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Q: What do you call Iron blowing in the wind?
A: Febreeze.
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Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium the healing elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
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Q: Why did the noble gas cry?
A: Because all his friends argon.
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