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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Some more food jokes - 2

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka!
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Q: What's the best thing to put into a pie?
A: Your teeth!
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Q: Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A: Then why aren't you laughing!
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Q: Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
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Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!
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Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?
A: To go with the jellyfish!
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Q: Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke?
A: Because it might crack up!
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Q: What do you call candy that was stolen?
A: Hot chocolate!
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Q: What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
A: Cashews!
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Q: Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!
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