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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

Animal jokes

A man went to sell his dog. A buyer asked him, “Is this dog faithful?”

The man replied, “Yes,I have sold him 3 times but he returns to me.”

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

nag

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Registered: 2009-06-09

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Re: Animal jokes

i didn't get the joke it board me but thanks for writing a joke it's was all right though ok

quittyqat

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Registered: 2009-04-08

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Re: Animal jokes

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Last edited by quittyqat (2009-06-11 10:36:53)

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Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Animal jokes

i didn't get the joke it board me but thanks for writing a joke it's was all right though ok

Well, in case you still don't get the joke after 10 years (in a small chance you're reading this): Would you buy a dog who will come back to the seller?

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,390

Re: Animal jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!
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Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!
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Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: She was a hot dog!
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Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
A: Bone appetit!
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Q: What do you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.