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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More dog jokes - 2

Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By itch-hiking!
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Q:Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?
A: Blood hounds!
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Q: What's a dog's favorite dessert?
A: Pupcakes!
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Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza!
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Q: Which dog breed chases anything that's red?
A: A bull dog!
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Q: What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
A: That's ruffffffff!!
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Q: What's a dog's favorite instrument?
A: A trombone!
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Q:What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: “That hit the spots!"
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Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!
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